So 3008

Friday, August 7, 2009

WARNING! New Wave of Decepticons Invading Earth NOW!

Not worried about the future? You BETTA!

Thanks to a villainous company named Beat Kangz in Tennessee, a new wave of decepticons disguised as 'next level' drum machines called 'Drumachicons' (more like Drumsmashicons if you ask me) are literally destroying all unknowing beat making devices one studio at a time. Not only does 'Beat Thang' look like it's straight from the prop set of Transformers 3 but might be used against you as a secret weapon in your next 'home town' beat battle AND to give Megatron an edge against Optimus Prime. I watched as a Beat Thang swooped in and literally ate a Streetbox right in front of me. The Streetbox could not run as it was plugged into a wall which made for an easy kill.
This thing is So3008 you might want to 'jump' to the future now or by just clicking this link

Porting this bad boy's software version to Linux just might be the thing to make it So3009!

Thursday, August 6, 2009

They've Got That Boom Boom POW!

Want to know a sure fire way that your favorite musical group is So3008?
As the group grows older their sound gets fresher.
Another way is when what they are singing about today spurs
new lingo, styles and products (*ahem* this blog) of tomorrow.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Indamixx Web Commercial

Mobile music making is So3008 and here is a device that will definitely step up your production game in no time.
Can't wait for the future? Don't worry, you can grab the future now at www.indamixx.com

Monday, April 27, 2009

Innovation For Your Kicks - Shoeture

My Shelltoes might be from the 1970's but Shoeture puts them in a 'So 3008' time capsule.

Get yours now at http://www.shoeture.com/one/

Honorary Artist - Andre 3000

As if his name alone could prevent Andre from Being 'So 3008' what's really important is this guy has something most entertainers (I will not even touch the word 'rapper') DO NOT... Class!

I know him personally and have toured with him. To date there is no one more worthy of the 'So 3008' title. Andre, thanks for being so damn cool all the damn time. I wish there were more people like you. Now go make us another album with Big Boi!